I hate to break it to you buddy, but you aren't the main character. I am the main character.

Meat, age 24.

I always figured the simulation was more like rollercoaster tycoon and I'm an unhappy customer.

What if none of us are the main character? What if we're in a simulation that's supposed to be history class or something? It might explain why people like trump or musk seem cartoonishly evil.

You can add ten years onto the age and it's the same thing.

I always felt I was the NPC.

What if your parents thought the same and what they wanted was to get married

that's it im moving to thailand