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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Was going to choose 1, then I noticed that it is "you get ears and tail" and now I'm like...

I already have ears will I get additional ears? Where will they be, and how they will be like?

So now I am lost pondering this important questions

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pizza cats sleep

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

yellow, black, and green

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Let's see...

  • Water is my favourite drink - check
  • I don't sleep - check
  • I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
  • Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

  • talk with cats
  • ears and tail
  • 20 dollars
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Pink Brown and Black. No question

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Blue and black for sure.

Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Pink blue black easily

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, you know it when you find them attractive. The only blank spots are when you're not attracted to them and why bother with those people (/s).

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Two times green and one black please

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Attractive, pizza, sleep

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.

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