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[–] 108 points 2 years ago (7 children)

It's even more ludicrous because he's facing so many criminal and civil charges for provably not telling the truth. I swear reality has turned into a Mel Brooks movie.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Mel Brooks movies are good though...

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    I agree they are fantastic as satire! Maybe a little less as reality. It's like how The Onion content from 15 years ago wasn't meant to be prophecy. I swear when I saw Trump selling those gold sneakers I was reminded of this Spaceballs clip - the only difference is Trump is spraypainted orange instead of gold.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeah I watched Idiocracy recently for the first time in a long time and damn that movie holds up.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    You’re missing the point. They’re saying Jesus was a pathological liar. /s

    I believe he was extremely devout. Check out The Passover Plot. Fantastic book about how cleverly he engineered the situation to become the prophesied messiah. I finished it last week and loved it.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Irony died somewhere before CPAC accepted the label domestic terrorists and Trump saying Republicans eat their own young and instead of correcting himself when he catches it he doubles down instead. We held a funeral but I misinterpreted the invitations.

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  • [+] 62 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago*

    It such an incredible shitpost it's hard to believe it wasn't created by an intentional shitposter specifically to troll my great aunt Joyce, who will frown at this shitpost with approval and unironically share it with her Facebook friends, who unfollowed her years ago

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
    [–] 20 points 2 years ago*

    What about his book makes you think he's conservative?

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    White Jesus telling the truth?

    Bitch you ain't jesus.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They bonded over their abusive, racist pieces of shit fathers.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You mean the parts where Jesus ran merchants out of the temple with a whip, called all the religious leaders hypocrites, and said rich people getting saved is harder than shoving a camel through a needle's eye? (Which, yes, does mean exactly what it sounds like it does).

    Those are the truths they're talking about, right?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    The only way I can justify these pictures being real and not made as jokes are that they are propaganda to get religious people to vote for Trump. I don't believe religious people are doing this.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Have you met some religious people? It’s entirely plausible there are plenty of white “Christians” making these super sacrilegious things. Remember he literal golden idol?I mean, these people aren’t actually christians anymore. They’re the “religious right.” It’s a political faction more than an actual denomination.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    "Well sure THIS is fake. But can you imagine what it'd be like if it were real? Just imagine bro. Just twist this fake BS in your head to something that could be plausible. Now use that twisted BS to reinforce your beliefs. Just think about it!"

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    This is terrible sacrilege.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Look at the name of the artist under Trump's arm.
    It's satire.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    When I see these I start thinking about who made it and I can't decide which scenario is worse. Is it a grifter trying to motivate the rubes or a true believer? Either way it's cringey as hell.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Um… Isn’t that Steve Carell from Evan Almighty?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I don't really understand this, but there could be Navalny.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    That jesus should be brown skinned, if we talk about truth.

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  • [+] 2 points 2 years ago
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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ffs, is this real? Is this seriously where we are at?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    My first impression was that somebody probably made it as a joke, but then many people took it seriously and liked it. A take on poe’s law.

    I take occasional trips into rural America, and if this was available to purchase on a flag or a banner, people would fly it 100% seriously.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    They hated Charles Manson for telling the truth?

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    Of course Trump tells the truth. That's what they call posts on Truth Social and he uses it quite a bit.

    Didn't know Jesus posted there though...

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