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[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That but grabbing both legs.

Jumping very high beforehand is recommended.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe this?

I know most people know this as a kneel, but one leg is standing. Just gotta somehow get more than 50% of your weight on the standing leg, thus technically resting the back knee, and this would be kneeling, while standing.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's only half a kneel, so let's just call it eel.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was thinking this

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

All nationalism is brain rot.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

At its best, nationalism in some forms can help unify people from disparate backgrounds into an imagined national identity. Unfortunately, most nationalism rots into division instead. Christian nationalism in the US, Hindu nationalism in India, Nazis in Germany. These all reject members of the physical nation in favor of their crazed fantasy version.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anti-colonial nationalism is fine actually. Not ideal but it is basically "everyone here regardless of more local culture should unite in a combined struggle to overthrow the oppressors" as opposed to colonial nationalism.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Camel by camel starts playing in the background

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

This violates the US Flag Code.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

What if I shape it like the Punisher logo instead?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I want to reply with "fuck yeah!" sarcastically, but it'll almost certainly be taken seriously 'round these parts.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"murica, fuck yeah!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bold of you to assume they care about the flag as anything other than an easily defensible dogwhistle.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Switzerland in shambles

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I think these folks have repressed dick sucking fantasies

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Anyone who has the USA flag on their clothing, vehicle, or other paraphernalia is someone who I will take pains to avoid.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Republicans love a thicc booty.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Stand with your knees on the floor? I guess just lay prone on your stomach? PLANK FOR THE PATRIOTISM CROSS!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As a Patriot of Family Values, I always plank for the patriot cross and everyone else should too.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Who’s making these rules? Why do you need to assume a certain position when you encounter a special symbol?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Steel or Knand.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Steal for the Crag

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Obligatory Flag Code violation notice...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hope US enemies don't find this. They could use it to force US soldiers to stand up during engagements and then force the US soldiers to kneel when they're doing fire and movement.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Geneva Convention Article 39:

  1. It is prohibited to make use of the flags or military emblems, insignia or uniforms of adverse Parties while engaging in attacks or to shield, favour, protect or impede military operations

This one weird trick defeats your enemy in seconds and makes you a war criminal.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, bend over for the government.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Hoover ominously in the air in a crouching position of course.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Like having cancer and AIDS at the same time.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I could be wrong, but wouldn't AIDS make it way more likely to get cancer? From my uneducated perspective, that seems like it would be a common thing.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yes. It is normal for your body to have some level of cancer cells, but the immune system constantly keeps cancers in check. As the immune system weakens, cancers are more likely to become problematic. There's even a group of cancer that is so much more likely to happen in AIDS patients that they're known as AIDS-related cancers.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Slav squat?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This feels like an infinite power glitch. The paradox that happens after showing this picture to nationalist would probably solve the energy crisis. Which would probably make them angry, which would make more energy.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You tear yourself apart!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

These people are good at mental gymnastics so it must make sense to them somehow.

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