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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Do you have food? Those looks say 'he has food'

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

My roommate was cooking at the time, so yes.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Hahaha called it

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Bobby's mum and dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They disapprove, what have you done?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Didn't climb up the wall to pet them?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Must be that. You monster!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

reported and blocked

(just kidding!!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They have judged, and found you lacking.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I can feel them judging me from here.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

More like puppy toms I'll say :)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Something something bury that bone

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

From their POV: you are their bitch now!

this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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