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[–] 235 points 2 years ago (33 children)
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    [–] 132 points 2 years ago*

    88? I can't believe that, with all these candidates!

    88?? I can't believe that, with all these candidates!!

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  • [–] 115 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    In East Germany the people loved their nation most only weeks before collapse: 99,92% voted for the pro-soviet government.

    Then the CIA dropped 20 million agents from invisible helicopters which fakes mass demonstrations and used mind-control rays to make them love the west and hate the soviet union.

    In the first election after reunification the Communists got 11,1% of all votes in Former East Germany. Damned CIA mind control rays.

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    [–] 105 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Have they voted yet, or is 88% what they decided the result is going to be?

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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (7 children)
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    [–] 62 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    when do you get to call a dictator a dictator? when he stops with the pretend elections?

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    [+] 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (30 children)
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    88 just happens to be a Nazi reference used by white supremacists. Curious coincidences.

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    [–] 54 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    88% is a little too on the nose, Putin

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    [–] 50 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I just want to point out here that this is what many Trump voters are hoping for. If you’re a US citizen, please vote in November.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    even in a rigged election that stupid cunt isn't able to achieve over 90%. what an absolute worthless sucker!

    Fast forward to the point where you put an end to your miserable life you russian fuck and finally relieve us from your existence!

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    [–] 43 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I dare you to scroll these comments until you find a hexbear CCP cuck insulting the "liberal west", it'll be a fun 20 seconds.

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Accidents already planned for the administrators who allowed the 12% through.

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    One of my favorite traditions is world leaders congratulating Putin the day before Russian elections.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago

    This month's list of executions is relatively long

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago* (13 children)

    Why do they bother with this show? Do Russians think they live in a democracy? Who is this for?

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    [–] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    12% of the population will fall from some window??

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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    saying “nobody in history has ever succeeded” in suppressing the will of Russians

    Nobody except you

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    Election, my arse 🤦🏻‍♂️

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Russia is a fascist dictatorship.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    I suspect that Trump will congratulate him on his win soon.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    The only surprise is that he hasn't won by 187%.

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    Managed Democracy carefully selected the best candidate for each citizen to vote for. According to the best algorithms.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Those quote marks around the 'wins' are just great.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Isn't this a failure? He didn't have any real opposition, 88% is an abysmal result.

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    I would like to see Trump talk about the 12% of fake voters that Russia has.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    88% is so typical - for Nazis it means the eight letter of the alphabet twice, which means "Heil Hitler". Given that the Z symbol of his genocidal war looks like a half Swastika we can now finally agree: Putin is the reincarnation of Hitler.

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    This is stability that long-term planners appreciate.

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