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[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

Did he have a magnumus dongus?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

He had a Biggus Dickus

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Did he have a wife? I wonder what her name was.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He has a wife, you know

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Quite the colossal cockus

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Brutus! Give me an egg in this trying time

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Velikus tičus

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Magnum is already a latin word no need for the extra suffix.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Romanes Eunt Domus!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

That guy invented the salad?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I mean... those glasses on his face look awfully modern too...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

the irony is he wasn't particularly short. slighty above average.

I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My god, he's beautiful.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Peak masculine beauty

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

So they had glasses back then.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Et tu, rum ham?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I'm giving this guy a handjob under the table.

Brutus: She's mashing it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Don't listen to that Frank, it's a bunch of Optimate bullshit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's the serial killer meme all over again

this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024

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