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[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seems like a memorable thing to do, I'm happy for them

[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

I'm pretty sure it's safe to say "him." You can see he's got his own penis in his hand.

(edit voice-to-text to/too)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Lol my b I'll try and be less gender inclusive next time when talking about someone I know nothing about. Good thing we've got you though to help balance out our pronoun count who knows what would happen if that one got out of whack

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Relax. Women and enbies can have dicks too. Get with the times.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

LemmyKnowsBest, probably: Image of a woman turning to a men in bed, text "HER:A SMALL PENIS IS NOT A PROBLEM; HIM:I WISH YOU JUST DID NOT HAVE ONE"

Edit

I mixed up whom I meant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Jeez, what a cynic.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No, this is the maddest of lads.

actual likely explanation

According to this, death would have happened instantly, and the victim's muscles would likely have "clenched". So it is anyone's guess now if the person decided to "beat the meat" and got frozen in that pose, or of the instantaneous heat caused the body to be in that position.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is it incest to come in sync with mother, mother earth?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It isn't if the balls don't touch, earth I mean

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

You just gonna not post the link??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be able to stay hard because I would keep imagining liquid hot magma landing on my crotch and freak myself out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That’s all part of the thrill

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Could’ve listened to this and gone for the trifecta.

https://youtu.be/M4Czx8EWXb0

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/M4Czx8EWXb0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.