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Couple goals (sopuli.xyz)
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Bob Backlund stands behind a table, wearing a white sweatshirt and speedo shorts. He’s busy mashing carrots into a juicer. He smiles at Virgil who is seated next to him. Virgil gazes into Bob’s eyes with a mischievous smirk. There are 40 thousand stray carrots piled on the table in front of them. Okay that’s an exaggeration but there’s 30 or something. It’s too big of a pile of full sized carrots.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

“This is now worth $80 million dollars because I said so.”

Tarot card ass economy.

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago

“Life will be so different when you’re out of school in the real world.”

… 3 mins later …

“Write an essay about how cool you think it is to do graphic design for the bank.”

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Haha. Topical!

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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Stuck on a zoom call with that one manager…

[-] [email protected] 161 points 9 months ago

You... you shut up. 🥲

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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago

“It's tempting to say we're stepping into a new world where all forms of media cannot be trusted,”…

Yes, we are and it’s shit for the human mind to have to constantly do a double take on everything to make sure it’s actually real.

“but in fact, we're being given further proof of what was always the case: Recorded media has no intrinsic truthfulness, and we've always judged the credibility of information from the reputation of the messenger.”

Sure subjectivity, biases, and other factors skew things, that’s a thing. But I’m sorry, “Any information humanity has ever preserved in any format is worthless.”, is quite the fucking claim.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

I don’t know what’s sadder the giant Safeway sandwiches going from $9.99 to $13.99 or my mortgage about to go up like 200 goddamn dollars…

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I guess we’re trying to make Vader look like King Kong and it mostly succeeds but it’s also verrah funny.

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[-] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago

Just never interact with anyone. Christ, it's not that hard people! (This comment doesn't count.)

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

One day off… Dates didn’t line up exactly. Sadly…

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This apparently isn’t an issue that a lot of users run into at least according to the ranting I’ve done elsewhere on the internet. I’ll try explaining this as best as I can.

Skip down to the TL;DR if you’re good sans explaining.

In previous versions of Acrobat Pro (eg: 9) it was possible to set a filter for the comments in a document (eg: Status = None) and then as you are going through and marking the comments as "Completed" the list of comments would automatically hide the completed comments for you.

The current version (and last few versions) of Acrobat Pro (or DC as they call it now). Do not filter live as you change the status of a comment. You have to clear the filter and reapply it if you want to hide markup you’ve already dealt with.

This is extremely annoying when you’ve got hundreds of comments to go through. Once again I refuse to believe that I’m the only one in graphic design or desktop publishing who could benefit from having this feature.

TL;DR: Is there a good none-Adobe PDF reader/marker that will let me see comments and live filter them (hide them) based on a change in status from “None” to “Completed”.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

It's 90s-tastic!

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Plus a free MP3?! WHOOOOOOA!

Did someone die? Is this all taking place inside a bottle of 7-Up? So many questions...

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Screencap from SNL. Dennis Miller at the Weekend Update news desk, behind him a graphic reads "All Drug Olympics" the Olympic logo under it is made out of circular pills.

Just admit you’ve been watching old SNL clips on YouTube, Pete.

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WWE to Netflix (www.cbc.ca)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

So for Canadian viewers. Does this mean the new shows will be on Netflix only? Or will the back catalog be on Netflix as well a la the previous US Peacock model? No more WWE Network?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Wholesome-ness on the internet? In this economy?!

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I mean either he's just the stupidest or this is all intentional and he wanted to kill Twitter in the first place. Either way, fudge him and his weird face.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Neocities (mentioned in the article) is a pretty cool throwback site for making your own simple webpages. I used it for a coding exercise to make my own personal version of a Linktree thing.

Bear blog (link) is also simple and neat for simple un-corporate internet-ing.

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