Stock photos of people with drinks, smiling and laughing.

FTFY

Yes. Sorry just waking up :$ Blacklist, not Blindspot, though that one is also pretty solid

I love Blacklist. It's a bit campy in places but overall good, and Spader is so charismatic.

Yeah, just not on what he was hoping.

Somehow, fly-bitten, drooling-from-repititon pedologist probably isn't as tasty to eat

I've told this story a few times. I used to do tons and tons of soil survey. Hike, dig a hole. Rinse repeat all summer. Most surveys would be anywhere from 500 to 2000 pits in size.

Anyway, I was on this massive survey in Ontario. 21 days on, a week off and 21 days on again. I was on like day 16, stomping though some bush behind this guy's house, and I see this rock that DOES NOT belong here. I notice this kind of shit because as I'm walking I take in the landscape and it's features to help classify soil.

Meh. I got 1800 more pits to do... Then curiosity gets the better of me.

I walk back over to the rock. It looks one of those salt lamps you'd find at a massage place. I pick it up, and I turn it over, a confused look on my face. My confusion deepens as I see a worn price tag. It IS one of those stupid salt lamps. Who the fuck puts one out here?

I set it down, go to get up and look straight into a trail camera.

Fuck. This is a salt lick to bait deer.

The photos would have shown my tired, dumb ass walk into the frame. Walk out of the frame. Walk back to the rock. Pick it up and turn it over and then look right at the camera

What, never heard of hot couture?

We've all been there. Believe it or not, I'm pretty introverted, yet I like to chat, at least in a 'small group'. The internet feels kind of small because each thread you're in only has a handful of people commenting, so you feel like you're talking to a small group, despite it being disproportionately lurkers.

At some point you kind of stop caring, or at least that's been my experience.

You got to admit if you didn't want to get shot, visiting a US school was a bad idea.

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

This is pretty much my stance.

A whole lot of what the right gets uppity about is none of falls strictly in the 'none of their fucking business' category

A common dog whistle for the right is individual rights and freedoms... Yet they get hung up on things like trans rights which are checks notes individual rights and freedoms