"Tim Onion" is so clever due to it's visual resemblance of "The Onion".
"Tim" and "The" have the same visual profile (width/ height distribution and curved letters), so if you squint your eyes, they look very similar.
Hitting on a married man smh 😔
Poles out for Harambe
Thank you for being the commenter you hoped to find but couldn't and are instead the commenter i hoped to find and did.
Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:
"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"
The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.
For situations like this, I suggest blissful ignorance.
Bring a fire extinguisher
I feel like using it on the first date is actually better, as a form of litmus test to find out of your date is trash (bad).
Another lazy iteration of a yearly sports game with massive glaring issues? Colour me shocked, surprised, and astonished.
When the cringy rich dingus tells you to code something that is impossible to do with the current infrastructure and the timeframe but instead of explaining because you know he'll have a temper tantrum, you just do the best you can knowing it won't work but are already looking for other jobs so you don't actually care that much.
That's why I always go for the parry, disarming the doctor and asserting my dominance.