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Babies with parachutes

[-] [email protected] 92 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Get a wind powered hat instead

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[-] [email protected] 136 points 4 months ago

Marriage? Why, it's the greatest weapon in any noble's arsenal! Let me enlighten you on matters of state and power.

Marriage isn't about love; that's a peasant's fantasy. For those of us who bear the weight of ancient houses, marriage is statecraft of the highest order.

When I wed the second daughter of House Tyrell, I gained three castles along the Roseroad and secured my southern border against those Dornish vipers. Her father's bannermen now answer my call; five thousand spears when winter comes.

Marriage binds blood to blood. When your wife bears your children, you've created heirs that unite two powerful lineages. Should some upstart lord challenge either house, they face the combined might of both.

Consider the Lannisters and their gold. A prudent marriage there secures not just coin for your depleted coffers, but access to their formidable fleet. Or perhaps the Arryns, whose impregnable Eyrie would shield your lands from eastern invaders.

Politics shifts like quicksand, but marriage creates bonds that even the most treacherous lords hesitate to break. The realm notices when sacred vows are betrayed, and remembers.

So you ask what's the point? Power, lands, armies, legitimacy, and the future of your house. What greater purpose exists for those of us born to rule?

Now pass the wine. These matters of dynasty have made my throat dry.

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Every couple of days, I've been getting a token invalid error for this server. I'm using Eternity as my app. When it happens, posts/comments won't refresh, and so I switch server instances for 12-24hrs, and then usually it haa resolved itself.

Anyone else getting this?

[-] [email protected] 152 points 5 months ago

How dare you question? Off to El Salvador.

[-] [email protected] 121 points 5 months ago

Enough with the executive orders. Jesus. Is this a national emergency too??

[-] [email protected] 173 points 9 months ago

Tinder not working out as expected?

[-] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago

It really ties the room together.

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Fact or fiction. From one-liners to long-form.

[-] [email protected] 104 points 1 year ago

JD Vance tucks his shirt into his underwear, pass it on

[-] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago

A caring mother..?

[-] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Make screen time together time
  2. Choose age-appropriate content that encourages play

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  1. Don’t let screens get in the way of parent-child interactions
  2. Don’t have the TV on in the background
[-] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago

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