It's my personal top candidates in the order of my preference (best to worst) from my notes when I was researching this topic for my parents. (funnily enough, they ultimately settled on kdenlive, despite not being very computer proficient, because they found more step by step yt guides for what they wanted to do with it)

All still actively maintained.

I played around with each of those for a bit some time ago and they were quite similar, so you can pick by your personal preference.

https://www.openshot.org/

https://flathub.org/en/apps/org.pitivi.Pitivi (there is still active development on their git, but for some reason the release is quite old)

https://www.shotcut.org/

https://jliljebl.github.io/flowblade

imagine hating genocide - pff, that would be like uuuh totally racist

divery ... dviersy ... diversity is our hole's FUN!

"people"

idk, sounds rude

what if the computer starts talking first, would it be impolite to not respond?

Some routers do support it.

• OpenWrt: enable SQM (cake + piece_of_cake.qos)
• Ubiquiti: enable Smart Queue
• FritzBox: limited but has prioritization
• OPNsense/pfSense: fq_codel / CAKE

would be even betyer cause it shapes the entire network, not just your PC

but apparently you can also install cake on any linux and use it to do what you want:

https://man7.org/linux/man-pages/man8/tc-cake.8.html

https://github.com/tohojo/sqm-scripts

good readup about cake but not focused on your usecase: https://grapheneos.org/articles/server-traffic-shaping

I have no clue about bazzite, so you are on your own there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

may present as [...] lower-than-average intuitive perception of [...] certain aspects of sarcasm

Interesting discussion, the opinions go both ways but the official ones seem to disregard some facts and base the decision on some arbitrary ones that were not listed in OPs linked article, which I find quite biased or at least untransparent.

And no mention of threema even though it fulfills all their listed criteria

Now imagine solving that and becoming 25% more efficient, but still getting the same wage. (historically, the leadership rakes in all the profits without sharing when efficiency increases)

I'd rather be chill and blame some third party. Hail Atlassian.