Well, in 4th grade, I would have gone with Bush. I've deviated quite far from that.

Oh boy. Another kid to drop all contact with him.

Implementation guidelines say that banned materials must be “legally disposed of” and “may not be sold or distributed”.

So, a book burning. Got it.

if he loses. The only poll that matters is on election day.

There's "wear an animal costume to the nightclub" weird and there's "have 23 kids, homeschooled all of them, and cover up the oldest son's molestation accusations all while being the most self righteous bigots in Arkansas" weird. Now, Trump doesn't have nearly that many kids, but he's definitely closer to the latter than the former.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a milkshake is a good guy with a milkshake.

Somebody who:

• is below the Age of Majority (in the US, this is generally 18)
• Does not identify with male or female identities

This is the most beta thing I've ever heard.

Hottest so far.

Reverse clickbait?

Unironically, if we had 376 armed drag queens and furries instead, not nearly as many children would have died.

No, it's also bad when Rush Limbaugh and Ted Nugent do it.