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Got her when she was a very sick chicken nugget, nursed and raised her, now she exists to spite God.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago

You don't know why, but you can assemble a gun from it.

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I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

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Found in the wild in Tennessee

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

I use them every day. Making science is rad as fuck.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

He said smarter, not wealthier. I'm getting the guillotine.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago
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A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

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I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

"Hey, you flippy bint!"

"I... Uhh, hi?"

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Usually some derogatory term. Sometimes I go out of the way to find something in another language or old English.

It's not about saying hello. It's about mind games.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Actually, he's just trying to rush home. She already said the magic words.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

Funding from the Vietcong? Interesting...

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

God, my mom just got nailed by one of these this weekend. It's easy for people to be like "how could you be so stupid?" But the people running this shit are so manipulative and demanding, all they need to do is to be forceful and threatening. Protect yourselves and your loved ones, folks.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

Then decompress after. Let fear be your cypher.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

No one except the aforementioned motherfucker

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Bottom text

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My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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