IDK, I've driven a few cars thar could be described that way.

Would be funny to drag in all of the commonwealth except the UK

They exist, but primarily for heavy duty or professional use - think office spaces or supermarkets. Most homes are fine with wall units.

Frankly, even the Buckley version is worse than the original. The song has a bad case of the "Born in the USA" syndrome.

Unironically harder than the entire rest of the game.

Clown-on-clown violence

It's by design very verbose and "English"-like, like instead of x=y*z it would go "MULTIPLY y BY z GIVING x", the idea was that it would read almost like natural language, so that non-tech staff could understand it.

People thought COBOL would let managers write code.

It's not cheaper, it costs me time.

IIRC "Calendar" was one of the proposed solutions, but the bone actually had a lot more than 28 holes. It's one of the reasons it's purpose is considered unknown.

I always find this particular strain of antiintellectualism deeply ironic, because it claims to oppose women being forgotten, but the premise assumes the "scientists" are all male.

Oh wow, it's still updated!

So we've reached "bargaining". Good to know.