Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

I used to do coke ... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 minute ago by uenticx@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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... but kept cutting my nose on the can.

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Albert Einstein was a real person ? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I thought he was a theoretical physicist

H O L E S (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 days ago by lavienG@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Dad: Have you got any holes in your pants?

ME: Certainly not!

Dad: Then how do you get your legs through?

🤠

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Whats brown and sticky? (fedinsfw.app)

submitted 2 days ago by Elilol@fedinsfw.app to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A stick!

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Layers of dad jokes (thelemmy.club)

submitted 3 days ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/tenforward/p/1043082/layers-of-dad-jokes

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I found a physical dad joke from around the 1930s or '40s (thelemmy.club)

submitted 4 days ago by GraniteM@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Computer technology existed in the time of Moses. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he went to the cloud and downloaded documents onto a tablet.

Went into my backyard at 9 am and then again at 10 PM (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The difference was like day and night !

If two ICE agents have a baby, is that a Ice Ice Baby? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by NarrativeBear@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45727895

Looking into joining an origami club. (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Seems like a good time to jump into the fold

Why does Sherlock Holmes always get a big tax return? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he's a master of deductions!

A co-worker and I were having a disagreement. I countered and said: oh yeah I know that’s not your real hair ! He replied: toupee. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I like to mention an item in a list of one because, a) I find it hilarious (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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There are 10 types of people in the world (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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People who can count in trinary

People who can't

and People who thought this was a binary joke

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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...

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Nice shoes … (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 week ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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New air freshener (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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My Grandmother's last word to me was plethora.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It meant a lot....

Why are necromancers always in shape? (pawb.social)

submitted 1 week ago by poolcritter@pawb.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They do their deadlifts.

In a singing couple, the husband got sick just before a performance. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She had to duet herself.

I entered a sweepstakes and the top prize was a shopping center, but I failed... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I guess you can't win a mall!

A little boy told his dad he could catch a cloud (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He mist.

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Sedating the patient (thelemmy.club)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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