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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Dad goals (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43341810

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? (feddit.online)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Tap for spoilerI don't know and I don't care.

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Garak Todd: The Demon Barbour of Promenade Parkway (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33757730

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Why don't penguins worry about polar bears? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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They're polar opposites.

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Rene Decartes walked into a cafe and ordered a glass of wine. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The waiter asked, "Do you want something to eat with that?" He replied, "I think not." The poor guy disappeared.

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I Was Offered A Job At The Fishmonger's... (lemmy.ca)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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...But I'm afraid I can't fillet.

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Odds Are Slim That I'll Ever Visit A Casino... (lemmy.ca)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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...but I won't roulette out entirely.

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What do you often find Punny? (sa.torishiro.com)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://torishiro.com/notes/aas0771oukb100sr

What do you often find Punny?

@[email protected] #maths #jokes

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Chuckle (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/192811

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I Bought A Wig Today For Only A Dollar. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink

It was a small price toupée.

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I don't like Orion's Belt. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
6 comments fedilink

It's a complete waist of space.

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I'm a huge fan of tower clocks. (lazysoci.al)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink

…brace for impact…Big time.

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Inside of you there are two wolves, according to proverb. (lazysoci.al)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Inside of Mozart, however, there were, like, eleven or twelve.

…drum roll please…That's why he was called Wolfgang.

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My sister got mad and threw my phone out the window. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Joke's on her. It's in airplane mode.

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I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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So this is math, is it? (lazysoci.al)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Exercise is imporant (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/33318063

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Never buy a dog from a locksmith (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink

As soon as you bring it home, it'll make a bolt for the door

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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his grinder? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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He got a little behind in his work.

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I'm friends with only 25 of the letters of the alphabet. (lazysoci.al)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
18 comments fedilink

:::spoiler I don't know why. :::

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What do bees say in the summer? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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"Swarm, isn't it?"

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What is green, looks like grass and has wheels? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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spoilerGrass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why don't they put advertisements on the Hulk? (swg-empire.de)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink

SpoilerHe's basically a giant Banner.

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