I'm a tetrachromat if that counts. That means instead of seeing just the regular six color groups most people see, I can see 25% more colors on top of that.

My birthday. It's tomorrow.

If you see a toilet in your dreams, don't use it!

Quite a few.

• “How do you sleep on your stomach with your breasts?”

• “How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

• “Do the size of your breasts alter what size clothes you buy?”

• “How can you not swim? Don’t breasts float like basketballs?”

• “Does having breasts ever make you feel you’re wearing your weakness?”

• “How do you clean so much hair while taking a shower?”

• “Do things ever fly up your skirt, and what do you do?”

• “How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Socializing. Things to say in a conversation don't come to me naturally like they seem to do with other people. Often people remark it's like talking to a wall because I don't know how to come up with an answer to their open questions on the fly. And without that, they see no foundation to build friendship on.

James Christopher Harrison, a blood donor from Australia, who has saved over two million babies with his blood because it has properties which can treat rhesus disease.

All I'd need is one. She'd do doppelgänger work and keep me company sentimentally as well as fulfill, ahem, physical needs.

Scientists discovered the source of multiple sclerosis to be the mononucleosis family of viruses.

That you can leave the interrogation room any time you want if you're being questioned for a crime.

Red flag: My friend once saw what looked like people setting a RadioShack ablaze and stealing all the expensive electronics and making off with them all.

Green flag context: It was actually a faulty electronic that caused the fire, and the "thieves" were Good Samaritans saving everything from getting burned.

Same as it does now, just with slightly less effective money.

I'll tell you when I discover it's a lie.