Wow, +1k upvotes?

Wait, which one is the clanker now?

I'm sure those conversation logs are gonna be private.

Purple Machine

"I like kids too!"

Fuck hdmi

They can get food from the fish

I sell fans, this is true

"what if you don't know about the effects of a drug that could save your life?"

lol what? No way anyone says that with a straight face

God, hard to read more than half of it, this guy's a total idiot. He really thinks he sells a solution, fucking wake up off that dream. It was nice, you enjoyed it, now wake up, go do something else, or just take the money and retire, idk, idc.

Fuck DRM, what a shitty way of screwing up content.

Shit americans discovered fried ice!

They say "update: they're all porn," maybe you missed that