I'm going to bring this meme to D&D night

Whoops 🤭

The majority of brands are involved in a scheme where their products lead to more consumption of another product.

Deodorant makes your armpits smell worse, needing to use more soap and continue to use deodorant.

Shampoo makes your hair need conditioner, and needs more products to look nice again needing to wash more frequently...

Soda makes you hungry and don't rehydrate, snacks make you thirsty and aren't satiating.

Food isn't nourishing, take these vitamins.

Clothing is getting made from materials that hold onto smells and wear more from washing, needing to be washed more often and washer needing repairs and buying new clothes.

Apps need more resources so you need the new phone to run them.

Hello, it appears you've attempted to circumvent the amount of time it is supposed to take to travel this distance. Please enjoy this time loop until you arrive at your destination at the proper time. Thank you, have a great loop-day.

Free birth control should be replaced with -Reproductive rights -Universal Healthcare

42 is the optimum human tribe size imo

This is why you move at warp 1-3 at work and never let them know you're capable of going higher than 5.

Dark mode is perfectly legible while read from light mode. Light mode is someone turning on the light when you get up to pee in the middle of the night when you're a darkmoder

Someone send me the link when they start auctioning these off. I want to turn one into an RV.

It's not DEI when it's nepotism 🧐

A documentary following a food chain. Each time something gets eaten the narrator is just "well, i guess this is a _____ documentary now." And resumes as if it were always about the current animal.

We don't have a resource problem, we have a distribution problem.

Resources are constantly being wasted to accelerate the wealth transfer up the chain.