[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Tulpas are bourgeisie constructs. You went so psychicly hyper-individualist you did a dividualism. Literally alienated yourself from your thought-labor, good job dumbass.

Real comrades form egregores/ergovores.

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Laugh

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Lmao its such good garbage

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biggus-piggus <--- Slopless sadness

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If you have to shit, then shit. If you have to fart, then fart. You will feel better for it." - Mao ZeDong

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submitted 9 months ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

Apologies to XHS, if only you had been warned sadness

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???

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/emoji@hexbear.net

Piggybacking on @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net's post. If we're doing OG Simcity emojis, the Game Over screen goes hard.

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submitted 2 years ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

I seriously cannot tell if i'm enjoying this. Someone else needs to be subjected to this. Should railroad this through as a movienight interstitial.

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Fuck phones. What overpriced POS should i get as replacement?

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago

This "bomb" is completely incapable of exploding, even if you took the initiative to light it on fire yourself.

That is just the idea of a bomb. This is a simulacra of a threat. Cici n'est pas une bombe.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 70 points 2 years ago

@UlyssesT@hexbear.net woulda had a field day with this guy. sadness-abysmal

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

~~Cytube is being naughty, rerouting to the old cytube until it starts playing the files i give it.~~

Cytube lives? If it shits the bed again, backup Here


Collateral(2004) - Its like "Phonebooth"(2002) meets "The Transporter"(2002), also I havent seen it, but its clearly that.

CWs- Violence, mild woogin'

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


The Northman(2022) - Shameless Game of Thrones cash-in, smdh

CWs- Violence, Animal abuse, SA, Drug use, Child abuse, Its a viking movie, Chuds probably love this

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


BONUS! Bonnie and Clyde(1967) - Relationship goalz

CWs - Violence, Woogin', So many cops die 070707

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Probably getting off work late tonight, may have to ask one of the cytube crew to queue it up.

Links-

Collateral

The Northman

BonnieandClyde

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago

Nothing to do anymore but work, shitpost, and cook crack cocaine in the microwave.

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Ooooweeee we got some crime dramas tonight!


The Sting(1973) - It's like the Godfather with more slapstick humor & ragtime music.

CWs- Violence, Woogin, racial slurs

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Rope(1948) - Cluedo, the movie!

CWs- Mild violence, alcoholism

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Also, in bad news, my work schedule is changing. I'm working every Friday now through the showtimes. Things have been stacking up in my personal life for a minute & I'm worried I wont be able to give the movie nights the attention they need. I'm going to try to finish out September, but offically looking for volunteers. Will pester the rest of the cytube crew about it later tonight.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

His policies and the continuation of them under Biden are no fundamentally different in scope or malaciousness than any other previous president. Trump is the most exagerrated symptom of American political rot, not a new disease process.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 63 points 2 years ago

We loathe Trump. The jokes/humor we derive from the man come from watching a clownish buffoon shitting across the theater of american politics, and he simply cannot stop shitting.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago
  1. He traveled to start shit. He didnt work, live, or have family at a car lot.

  2. His intent was to start shit. "Protecting" an empty car lot is the most hamfisted shitlib handwaving. Muh Private Property!

  3. Legally speaking, nobody gives a shit nerd.

  4. Once again, nobody gives a fuck about the banality of gun laws.

  5. He acted like a dipshit cracker, theres your nuance

  6. Kyle, and everyone who thinks he's cool, should throw a clot. That should be specific enough.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago

Unga Bunga is racist because of this shit.

The phrase has a long history as a racist dogwhistle, and is deeply tied with "Race Science" horseshit.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 81 points 2 years ago

My wife & I removed all lightbulbs and sun-pollution from our home. I have one set of night-vision goggles that i wear, so i can continue to see. She can hunt for prey whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and husband to keep her and our gibbering brood of nighthorrors in order.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago

Usually its 2-3 chapos calling someone a dipshit lib for posting a bad take, and then someone comes along with an nice effortpost an hour or so later.

Like, i approve of it, people get too used to not being called a dipshit. But newgangs first posters on the scene usually come in hot.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago

Yeah, us too. Unfortuntely society is currently managed by a bunch of literal sociopaths who are more than willing to throw their stolen wealth into militarized police, private deathsquads, and good ol' normal armies.

We dont get to dictate the escalation of force, the bourgeoisie have and will do that for us.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 94 points 2 years ago

Help, im trapped down here in this basement. Cast down your dick like rapunzel and tug me out of this wreched hole.

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