Apologies to XHS, if only you had been warned 
Piggybacking on @[email protected]'s post. If we're doing OG Simcity emojis, the Game Over screen goes hard.
This "bomb" is completely incapable of exploding, even if you took the initiative to light it on fire yourself.
That is just the idea of a bomb. This is a simulacra of a threat. Cici n'est pas une bombe.
@[email protected] woulda had a field day with this guy. 
Nothing to do anymore but work, shitpost, and cook crack cocaine in the microwave.
Django(1966)(Not the Tarentino one) - Cowboys kill Klanners.
CWs- Violence, Torture, Wooging, Looting, Tooting, Cowboy Shooting
Akira(1988) - OG movie night movie; Boy fights esper manbabies, the illuminati, and cumbears.
CWs- Violence, Gore, SA, Body Horror, a dog does in-fact die
Happy Together(1997) - 
CWs- Seggs, Woogin, Dead animals
Having a bit of trouble sourcing everything this month. If you feel like volunteering sourcing or coverting video codecs, DM me. Otherwise I mayyyyyy end up doing the Tremors septology.
His policies and the continuation of them under Biden are no fundamentally different in scope or malaciousness than any other previous president. Trump is the most exagerrated symptom of American political rot, not a new disease process.
We loathe Trump. The jokes/humor we derive from the man come from watching a clownish buffoon shitting across the theater of american politics, and he simply cannot stop shitting.
He traveled to start shit. He didnt work, live, or have family at a car lot.
His intent was to start shit. "Protecting" an empty car lot is the most hamfisted shitlib handwaving. Muh Private Property!
Legally speaking, nobody gives a shit nerd.
Once again, nobody gives a fuck about the banality of gun laws.
He acted like a dipshit cracker, theres your nuance
Kyle, and everyone who thinks he's cool, should throw a clot. That should be specific enough.
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481
I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.
However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.
I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.
Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.
Unga Bunga is racist because of this shit.
The phrase has a long history as a racist dogwhistle, and is deeply tied with "Race Science" horseshit.
My wife & I removed all lightbulbs and sun-pollution from our home. I have one set of night-vision goggles that i wear, so i can continue to see. She can hunt for prey whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and husband to keep her and our gibbering brood of nighthorrors in order.
Usually its 2-3 chapos calling someone a dipshit lib for posting a bad take, and then someone comes along with an nice effortpost an hour or so later.
Like, i approve of it, people get too used to not being called a dipshit. But newgangs first posters on the scene usually come in hot.
Yeah, us too. Unfortuntely society is currently managed by a bunch of literal sociopaths who are more than willing to throw their stolen wealth into militarized police, private deathsquads, and good ol' normal armies.
We dont get to dictate the escalation of force, the bourgeoisie have and will do that for us.
Help, im trapped down here in this basement. Cast down your dick like rapunzel and tug me out of this wreched hole.
God, he was such an asshole.