but plz lets have a fair fight i get tired

I found a 15 minute long rap album right when i started my 15 minutes of rowing and blasted threw both 😤😤😤😤

God I'm so strong

When i die y'all will know cause I'm gonna challenge the boatman to a race and return triumphant and immortal, if I'm not already 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

You see now that there's more support for the death penalty, there's implicitly more support for Throwing Them All in the Pit! The libs can't say we're uncivil then!

decades of science being done and where the fuck is a drug to stop you getting tolerance to weed? If it were so great we'd have one by now

this is a hate post

i hate runny sauces. what the fuck is the point of them? you make a sauce to make a thing you put the sauce on or in or otherwise dip into the sauce taste good, but if the sauce is runny, it just, slides off. What the fuck is the point of that? It's so stupid, fuck them, fuck. Biggest culprits are usually soy sauce based dipping sauced at restaurants but I just tried a hatch chile salsa that is like 60% liquid, god damn, how the fuck is that gonna stay on a chip??? thicken your sauces people, I need it, I need the sauce to cling

829 strokes motherfuckers, god damn I was breathing like a fucking racehorse

this feat of physical prowess made possible bu the love and affection of my comrades, even the haters (especially the haters! )

literally can't remember the last time being gay with my dad, or anyone's dad, was brought up :/ what happened to us, is it joever?

I.e. my chef friend had ground jalapeno at her apartment, shit was good. Like cayenne level heat but with a different flavor

I had to go to like an international food market to find some near me which is weird given how ubiquitous jalapeno peppers are

Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich

Learned about this while drunkenly googling "vegan tamagoyaki"

Redditors fantasizing about China invading Russia because "ukraine showed them what's possible in kursk." This is how Ukraine can still win!! Christ