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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

'unsubstantiec alims that Ukraine of 'harbours neo-Nazis'

unsubstabtiec alims? of?

complete gibberish on all fronts, linguistically and rhetorically

imagine this westoid journalist fraud quickly rushing that last bit on at the end

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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Hey now, don't go putting words in our mouths! We never said that Putin made claims or that the alleged claims were unsubstantiated. Wes aid that unsubstantiec alims an dif your brian chosse tho interpere tthat as 'unsubstantiated claims' thent hat 's on you very-intelligent

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

Snopes rating: tralse

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Wha - ? Dinnae ken wha- yer sayin', man, I fink ye micht neet tae gae tae Anglish skool, tae brush op oan yer skills...

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Hey now, don’t go putting words in our mouths!

Putin words in our mouths.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

When you get so not mad about people slandering your smol bean Azovites that you type the last sentence like this hasan-smash

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

I think you will find that the alims are in fact quite substantiatec

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Do they even have editors at The Independent?

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

the editor is probably the one that hacked it on at the end

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

EditorGPT says looks good!

[-] MoreLikeHazBeen@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

[unsubstantiated claims that Ukraine “harbours neo-Nazis”.]

how foolish, the ur-nazis were harbored in Canada this whole time!

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

hilarious that "serious" outlets just don't employ copy editors anymore because they're all running on $0.02 budgets

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I can see that the quaaludes kicked in partway through writing that headline.

[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[-] FanonFan@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Not the kind of mistake a language model would make. Looks more like fingers fumbling over a keyboard.

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Typing and crying on my Microsoft Surface Pro during my brunch about how mean Putin is for saying westoid nations have a nazi problem.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I'm imagining this person gesturing wildly as they grasp for things to say and their arms get all tangled up and they're making the Samberg face

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

unsubstantiatec

good name for a startup

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago
[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Tabloid owned by a Russian oligarch, too

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