That's nice... my partner and I won't be watching it this year.

I think they're trying to whip the pearls at the face of passersby at this point.

"All I want is to find that special someone who I'd be willing to do anything for."

"Oh, that's sweet, a romantic partner."

"Sure, if they pay enough."

Shot from behind by federal agents, seems the key missing element of that title.

The conductor called the police and stopped the train," he said.

Well there's your problem, the conductor should have told this woman to do one. Let's say that he had his feet up on a seat, or whatever, in what world do you stop the train service entirely for that.

Oh wow, we're really hitting all the classics.

He was the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) from 1984 to 2022... and now he is described as "former Trump aide". What a sad destruction of a legacy.

The case raises questions about executive security

Thankfully it doesn't raise any questions about the place of billionaire CEOs of companies making life and death decisions for the general populace for the sake of their overflowing pocket book. Boy would that be awkward.

It's almost like employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet. Who knew.

"There could be infrastructure there, there could be tunnels there. We’re still looking into it.”

So... you bombed this refugee area, didn't give a fuck... you got the target you wanted along with a bunch of civilians. Now, after the fact, you are searching for more justifications than you had before the attack was sanctioned.

What the fuck. They may as well just say "tell us what you need to hear for this to be okay, and we'll say it".

"Let's talk about all the cheap Chinese labour that Apple uses despite being the 10th richest company in the world."

"Let's not."

"I didn't make any money from this. A sad day."