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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This just leaves me with so many unanswered questions.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

ahhh cmon we've all been there before!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Is this a trouser snake reference? If so, then fair enough.
If it isn't, I can honestly say I have never had a python in my pants.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And you call yourself 'stralyan.... Python down the pants is the quintessential Australian right of passage prank. For extra flare, slather it in Vegemite before you do it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Fuckin STRAYA

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I did have a skink run up my leg inside my jeans once, does that count?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Stand back, I'm carrying a budgie smuggler.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Is that a python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Why is everyone suddenly so interested in what's going on in women's pants? Can't they have some basic privacy?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I just want to know if they arrested the python too, or whether it was an inoccent victim in all of this.

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