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>fights off 5 ringwraiths while protecting a gang of hobbits
>kills like a hundred magically engineered supersoldiers so hobbits can cross a river
>kills an unreasonable number more at Helm's Deep
>beats up an actual ghost
>just one of those supersoldiers could easily kill like 10 regular humans, but here he is again just mowing them down
>charges the entirety of mordor on foot: survives
But yeah, I'm sure the regular human of above average skill will be fine.
This one made me giggle a bit and honestly was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post about this.
Fucker throttled a ghost oath bound to defend his lineage to prove who he was and that he wasn't a bitch. Said ghost and his minions, then went forth and literally ate orks and Mûmakil alike slaughtering everything in their path.
Real bookheads know that Arthur Dayne could maybe take Aragorn but Jamie is a chump.
Yeah, when your sister keeps your cojones in her purse, you start off the cage match at a big disadvantage. He hates himself and believes in nothing.