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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am, but I probably shouldn't be. My organs are...not in the best shape.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good news, we have a match for you!

Somewhat good news, your new lungs are little dinged up and have mileage on them.

Bad news, we're still charging you full price for these lungs. Enjoy your medical debt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Your lungs have a best buy date. Good luck! Oh, and your new pancreas? Fuggetaboutit.