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5 Moves to Rulemate (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

i'm going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i

and i'm going to moan and say i'm cumming the next time i'm about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You could also say, for instance, "I believe the autumn's coming in late this year", and what's he going to do? Stop you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he'd say something like "actually i'm pretty sure winter's coming" before he does

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man's got a mind like a steel trap