this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2024
408 points (100.0% liked)

196

16563 readers
1583 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
  • $20
  • Pizza master chef
  • No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)

I'd also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.

Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I'd avoid that one

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't really care for cats, but if you could talk to them you could make a fuck load of money. So I'll stay up all night making perfect pizzas, then go inform all the cat ladies why their cats hate them during the day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Fuck yeah - same plan here. Except I like cats, i do cat rescue. We could team up and be an odd pair and get a TLC show