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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Would you like a snake to replace your camel?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Careful, Pascal doesn't like it when you call him a camel

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I decided to be wrong because the correct joke would be too convoluted. I’ll work on that implementation and then you can inject it at runtime via reflection.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for preparing your comment for my dependency injection! I agree that refactorability of comments is preferable over prematurely optimizing for performance.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

First it needs to work, then it needs to work well, and finally it may or may not work quickly. Along the way, it should also be humorously weird.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Best I can do instead is calling it x.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Why not ‘i’?

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