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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong

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[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Years? DECADES.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Decades are made of years

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