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[-] intelisense@lemm.ee 91 points 2 years ago

Uhhhh... Homer has three kids, surely?

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 years ago

Why can't I have no kids and three money??

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

According to the available tax information he has nine kids, one of which is a Vietnam veteran.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

C'mon, Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.

[-] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

Uhhhh… Homer has three kids, surely?

Only two of them, along with his wife, love him.

[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 6 points 2 years ago

Maggie hates his guts.

this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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