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tumblr reading comprehension: electric boogaloo (i.redd.it)
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[–] 24 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Analogies only go so far. Even the best will break down if you stretch it too far.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I like contactless payment, but these contactless tits aren't for me.

    Do you remember those days when you'd go abroad and have to exchange your tits for the local tits? It was nice trying to collect them.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I, for one, would greatly prefer breasts that are acceptable currency at vending machines.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    So richer women would have bigger boobs? And paying for things made them smaller?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Bro you saw the answer. They have the same value despite different sizes. It's simple. Basic. Elementary. 😉

    Joking aside; no I'm totally serious. They should have semi-automated mammogram vending machines that pay people to get tested and they should be as common as the blood pressure kiosks at pharmacies (which should also pay people to use them). The value of catching more treatable diseases earlier in their progression would well outweigh the cost.

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