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tumblr reading comprehension: electric boogaloo (i.redd.it)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, would greatly prefer breasts that are acceptable currency at vending machines.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So richer women would have bigger boobs? And paying for things made them smaller?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

This sounds like a reimagining of that In Time movie. I'd watch it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Bro you saw the answer. They have the same value despite different sizes. It's simple. Basic. Elementary. 😉

Joking aside; no I'm totally serious. They should have semi-automated mammogram vending machines that pay people to get tested and they should be as common as the blood pressure kiosks at pharmacies (which should also pay people to use them). The value of catching more treatable diseases earlier in their progression would well outweigh the cost.