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tumblr reading comprehension: electric boogaloo (i.redd.it)

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[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I, for one, would greatly prefer breasts that are acceptable currency at vending machines.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So richer women would have bigger boobs? And paying for things made them smaller?

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[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This sounds like a reimagining of that In Time movie. I'd watch it.

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[–] knightly@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bro you saw the answer. They have the same value despite different sizes. It's simple. Basic. Elementary. 😉

Joking aside; no I'm totally serious. They should have semi-automated mammogram vending machines that pay people to get tested and they should be as common as the blood pressure kiosks at pharmacies (which should also pay people to use them). The value of catching more treatable diseases earlier in their progression would well outweigh the cost.

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