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[–] [email protected] 89 points 6 months ago (38 children)

Because the average person is stupid and will pay $4 for fucking water because it looks like an energy drink.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (13 children)

I just want portable water not in a plastic container. Also they're like a buck fifty.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Reusable water bottle?

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