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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (4 children)

So is there a 9th circle? Would that be a programming language where the only way to compile would be to speak op-codes out loud in the correct sequence & cadence into a microphone?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

oh my god don't give them any ideas for tonal programming languages

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Too late, take a look at teletext and RDS for radio, and also literally the very first cable free TV remote controls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

High Ceremonial Programming(k)

[–] neutron 2 points 8 months ago

There's a conlang introducing phonemic hats, so why the hell not?