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Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

https://old.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1at9br4/i_am_new_to_github_and_i_have_lots_to_say/

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Looking at the history of that user, that's either a 12 year old or a grade D troll.

Let's remember how relatively nice Lemmy is right now..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It has a certain shitposty quality to it

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Not much more cringe is there than redditors responding to every post literally.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

This highlights how [1] compiling on windows and configuring a compiler and settings is a PITA and [2] Windows has no package manager.

Yes, yes, we understand. Maybe cry and beg daddy Windows harder and maybe they will be kind enough to condescend... I mean probably not.

Maybe if he White Knights and SIMPs harder Sempai will notice him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing is that they could've used pip. Even on Windows. https://pypi.org/project/sherlock-hunt/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Only if you have Python installed and know how to use command prompt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This used to be true but not anymore

Winget is still pretty young but very functional. And WingetUI is wonderful

And Chocolatey has been around for a long time as an unofficial Windows package manager

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah winget has some issues, but I regularly use it to just update everything it can recognize.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yup! Especially now that there is WingetUI I always check there first when I want to install something new

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This physically hurt me.

Who can I sue? Any lawyers in the chat?