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[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago (5 children)

the bible quotes are kinda weird tho, im just tryna scrub my ass

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Dr bronners wouldn't be Dr bronners without the schizo ramblings all over the bottle, and there truly is no better ass-scrubbing medium

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what we're all using Dr. Bronners for and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s soap. Like, traditional, no frills soap. Vegetable oil reacted with potassium hydroxide. It’s a very effective way to make oils mix with water so as to rinse them off of stuff. So if you just want a substance that removes excess oil from your body, it works.

Basically no other major cosmetic company sells a product like that anymore and if you don’t trust those companies, that’s what Dr. Bronners is for. Just gotta deal with the ranting on the bottles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That's exactly what I love about it. Maximalist design, minimalist product.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

ALL ONE LOVE IS ALL! MORAL ABC'S OF DISILLUSION WITH QUESO! GOD IS THE PERIOD AT THE END OF THIS SENTENCE?

dude was crazy, but the soap is great... also it's good reading for taking a dump when my phone's dead...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's the Time Cube of the bathroom world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth soap. First words said was that only 1 soap could be used on Earth to not change the 1 soap marshmallow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

hardcore time cube vibes here

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

I think they just ran out of things to put on the bottle

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

cleanliness is half of religion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

God loves ~~a fool~~ motherfuckers who are so fresh and so clean clean.

"Ain't nobody dope as He, He just so fresh and clean."

-The bible probably idklol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Words to live by.