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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Get that good surge pricing going for everything.

You look drunk? Prices go up 30% while they flash booze ads at you.

Stoned? Cheetos are 250%. Two giddy teenagers looking for condoms? Price them sky high motherfucker!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Don't give them any ideas...