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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Basically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn't purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Yup. Oreos are vegan so it's totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it's vegan.)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Vegens don't shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They're basically plant people.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Got it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.