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Peeing sitting down is superior (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I used to do professional cleaning, piss gets everywhere, it's goddamn disgusting. Take a damp paper towel and give a single wipe on a wall right next to a toilet, you'll never want to stand to pee again.

That said, sitting to pee is gay, and it's what turned me trans. You've been warned.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You're right, ever since I made the switch I have an urge to take estrogen and wear thigh high socks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The moment you started having Socialist thoughts, you were doomed to go down that pipeline anyway. Very few people new to the left survive with their original pronouns intact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I'm so sorry comrade. 😔 I do what I can to warn others, but alas, we've lost another cis to the gay toilet agenda.