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I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Dangers of sitting:

  • If it's cold, it can be a shock to the rear
  • Peepee can touch porcelain bowl, cold/moist/gross
  • Peeing between seat and bowl can happen accidentally and insidiously. Soaked pants/socks + pain to clean up.
  • If not in your own house / have awful housemates, touching gross things like toilet seats

I say this as a dedicated sit-downer wherever possible. I find it preferable, but when you're groggily wiping a pool of pee off the floor at 1am, you realise it's not a promised pee land.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Peeing between seat and bowl can happen accidentally and insidiously. Soaked pants/socks + pain to clean up.

This one is a big bummer when it happens, but as you say it's still worth defaulting to sitting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
  • Your skirt can dip into the water behind you without you noticing
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Oh gosh, I've never had that, but I will quickly be paranoid now.