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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Does that mean the rent is reduced? I'll move in tomorrow! Bring in extra ghosts if it will save money!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I like how you didn't even write "buy." You went straight to rent.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

OP being realistic because the owner will just hike the price and put in "haunted by a sexy ghost" as an extra unique feature.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah, wouldn't want to make the movie unbelievable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Too young to own property...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Hey but if we play our cards right and get murdered in the right house maybe we can still possess a home.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

"Mary I swear to god if you don't have your share of the rent tomorrow I'm calling the Ghostbusters!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Beetlejuice would understand in this economy. He'd probably help find cool extra ghosts for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Beetlejuice wouldn't understand, he's a used car salesman and a bad one at that. He would probably offer under the current market value though. Not even he's that crazy. Ultimately he's in it for the game, not the prize.