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Scalping Rule ☭ (midwest.social)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Silly investors, must learn from my secret method to obtain true inner haopiness:

  1. Buy house during shortage when prices are insane
  2. Everything breaks and you struggle through replacing it all one by one
  3. Prices go down more than offsetting your efforts with loss
  4. ????
  5. Profit. Emotionally. Because you're happy with the heap of wood sticks plywood and fancy paper over your head that keeps you dry and comfy and weren't planning to sell it anyway.