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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Bluesky, the same vat of toxic waste with a new label on the tin.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

It is the year 2046

Society? In shambles

Fog machines? Everywhere

But only by voting for democratic candidate Milton Q. Toaste can we stop President Blood-Tyrant from enacting his plan to steal all the bone marrow from the survivors of the Food Wars and turn himself into a giant unstoppable bone monster

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Listen, if Toast is only going to harvest half the bone marrow then thats harm reduction.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

President Bone Tyrant: "Sure, my opponent has accused me of being Nagash, the Great Necromancer, the Great Betrayer, the Usurper, the Undying King, the Supreme Lord of Undeath, but have you considered... rainbows are turning your children gay?"

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