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[-] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 87 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A Kamala presidency:

Weed - Illegal

Xanax - Sold in vending machines nationwide

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

Still a W

[-] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago

Best mental healthcare for the public any president has ever done

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

To get the Xanax you'll need a special ID card, which you will only get if you have a small business.

[-] soren446@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

My small business is buying Xanax

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

My small business is selling piss and shit to the local sewage treatment company

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