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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm telling you, it's all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one... that's all you need.:-P

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

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[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments... Fucking A+ spot on.

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.

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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Okay but then they're squishy and flop around and send condiments everywhere rather than aiming them like a torpedo directly where they need to go: into your mouth.

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