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Americans are funny about this. Sure you don't go next to someone if there is space but you wouldn't not use one.
I was talking a piss in a bar in America and cracked up a conversation with the guy next to me and realised he found it very unusual. I said (at the sinks) that doesn't happen here much does it? He goes no does it happen back home? I was like yea sure if you're drunk. Americans seem too worried if you're gay but who doesn't love a bit of straight guy on straight guy homoeroticism every now and then (not that pissing next to someone is).
Also trough is the best when there is a fuckload of people like at a stadium otherwise it takes for ever. The guys that use the cubical for a piss and hold everyone up are wankers. Though I once called a guy out on it at work and he said "I don't know what it is! I just can't pee around people! I've tried, it's not like I'm embarrassed. I'll show you my ddick if you want, I don't care I just can't pee next to someone." I almost pissed over myself I was laughing so much.
I used to get piss shy at troughs, but I can tell you exactly why. 6 or 7 year old me was using one probably for the 1st time, and some cunt decided to say "quit looking at my dick kid!" I fuckin wasn't, but when your head is at dick height, like maybe it would appear that way. I was focused on my own dick n trying to piss, and then couldn't . Thanks to that fuck, for ~ the next 12 years of my life I was not able to squeeze a drop at a trough unless I had the corner, or ample space. Had a complex for years over it. Eventually, alcohol would solve that problem... If I'm drunk, I can piss fuckin anywhere. Now it doesn't really bother me anymore, but fuck that guy. I'm, definitely glad troughs have mostly gone the way of the dodo because of said complex, but at times when I'm at sporting events, I wouldn't mind if they still had them because men's rooms never had lines before.