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[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (5 children)

how does the toothbrush schedule work?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

it's more of a waiting list/lottery situation than a "schedule"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The most efficient toothbrush use will be optimized with linear programming.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I put tokthburhs in my buthol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This depends on just how efficient the Toothbrush Snatching Squads will be, a raging debate in leftism is whether we'll get 30% or 90% of all toothbrushes, but nobody knows for sure

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sometimes i wonder if we would even need toothbrushes if our food wasn't full of processed sugar because corpos want to get us addicted to their slop (they put more sugar in than you can even consciously taste in some foods, to make your body crave more of it instinctually)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

fluoride in the water goes a long way towards population teeth health. some people could probably get away without brushing, even with a shit diet, but it's better to brush anyway because you can have problems besides cavities that are risk factors for other things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

definitely, no one should stop brushing their teeth now or in the future because of the post of some random internet idiot (me)